"Hey Bman76, go measure the school district trailer for our parade float."

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/12/2017 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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*doesnt give me the location of said trailer*

*VP leading project is out of office*

*people at school district don’t respond to email asking for location*

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Luckily, the photos of the trailer our VP took still had their metadata. So, I pulled the GPS location (because I’m a good Architectural Intern and do my job even if nobody gives me adequate info).


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/12/2017 at 16:03

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“I’m sorry, if you give me less information it makes it easier for me to read your mind.”


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/12/2017 at 16:05

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/12/2017 at 16:08

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I was figuring you would find a picture of the trailer on satellite and measure it that way. I measured a building facility off google earth to get a loose plan of some insulated rooms just two weeks ago...


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/12/2017 at 16:08

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They call you Bman76 at work? Sweet.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jcarr
05/12/2017 at 16:10

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They call me...


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/12/2017 at 16:12

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I needed measurements with 1/8" accuracy. I don’t have access to those kind of satellites. Also, they hid the damn trailer off in the boonies and the district lady and I had to go on quite a hike to go find it.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > jimz
05/12/2017 at 16:26

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Or your metadata, all that sweet sweet metadata.

iPhone 7

f/1.8

1/6649 sec

ISO-25

4mm lens

No flash


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/12/2017 at 17:50

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Sounds like my boss on Wednesday. He called me after he left to ask me to take a gas can and fill the tank on the department boat. No problem, we store it in a garage at a water tower up the hill. I drive to the county office because I don’t have a key to the tower gate. Get it from my boss’s boss who thanked me for getting gas for the boat.

The thing neither of them bothered to tell me the boat isn’t at the tower. The EPA borrowed it and noticed it was out of gas when they launched it on the river.

Two questions; why not tell me that and why didn’t the EPA just get gas?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jimz
05/13/2017 at 01:01

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“If I give you as little information as possible, I can try to throw you under the bus later when things go south”


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/13/2017 at 14:21

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That, sadly, is reality.